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Tap water is sexy like the Argentine tango

thebadunkadunk wrote in ontd_skating Apr 09, 2014 02:47

Because Tumblr is a land of magical gifts, I'd like to call attention to this video of Meryl and Charlie promoting Ann Arbor tap water:

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Doesn't everyone casually drink tap water while hanging out on Charlie White's thigh? UR FAVES PROBABLY BUY BOTTLED WATER AND KILL ALL THE BB SEALS AND WHALES MERYL AND CHARLIE SAVED. Btw this background music is ( Read more... )

thnk u 4 ur time, this video is brilliant watch it now, lol idek, davis/white, how novel

GRAND PRIX ASSIGNMENTS

parcferme wrote in ontd_skating Jun 03, 2013 04:58

DISCUSS

( Evan and Plush but no Johnny )

oic isu, we're bringing _skating back, + skate america, + cup of russia, i'm whelmed right now, how novel, what decisions will be made?????????????, + trophée eric bompard, grand prix, + cup of china, fuckload of skaters in this post, post or die

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN~

tamaryokucha wrote in ontd_skating Nov 03, 2012 02:03

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i hope that i continue to be a legend, would that i be a sequin upon his arm, i'm whelmed right now, plushenko, a cheek where angels would happily dwell, sk8er w/ amazing hair who is ttly awesom, skating and crying, post or die, it's great feelings, he's gonna make you cry he's so good, too much booty in the pants, that would be a mullet, damn you'se a sexy bitch, how novel, we are all plushy's hoes, spelling out "macho" in russian, celebrate good times come on!, make yourself a fun poast., hello soviet suprise package!, plushenkohnotheydidnt, by the power of maoshenko, dat ass, fake tagsplosion!!!*~*~, curling is not important right now, sry sry sry..., maybe i leave yana here w/ the snakes :), bitches don't know, opa!, warning: warmuse fapping in this post, platinum medal, delich, you're not dead, when i was 17 i was pedobait, graceful like a swan, which i don't even know what that is, he makes old ladies weak at the knee, figure skating: our national sport, i'll make a stan out of you, my girlfriend triple axel, 4toe-3toe and his haircut, comrade plyushenka, quading: it's like friday night, among the land of the living, sorry i was busy doing a quad, why is this post allowed? why?, you've got a great sit spin, fuck me it's good, it's almost orgasmic, ambassador of all things good, keepin it old skool, his eyes were just...enchanting, figured out how to work the google, what is peen, !!!!!!, cuter than puppies & kittens in a basket, thnk u 4 ur time, !!! :) :(, he can live off my money if he wants, you smell like a winner!, really jizzed about men's figure skating, maybe it's the ass filling it, srs bsns, plushenko wins eurovision, caress your face with my rays, cause it's voodoo, old skool, your russian overlords, infamy here we come, the skater with amazing hair who is tota, walk walk sochi baby, for make benefit glorious nation, not tl;dr more like not long enough, make love to me make love to the ice, what don't you fucking understand, the dark hole of men's figureskating, oh plushy, tell me about your feelings, first name greatest last name ever, !partypost, mishin's minions, supa kawaii!!!

PATRICK CHAN, WORLD CHAMPION IN BACKPEDDALING....OR NOT

warmuse wrote in ontd_skating Dec 09, 2011 04:01

YOU GUYS REMEMBER THIS POST, WHERE PATRICK CHAN SAID THINGS WHICH MADE THE EARTH SHUDDER FROM THE SHOCKWAVE?

WELL YOUR ~FAVOURITE~ FIGURE SKATING ~EXPERT~ PJ KWONG HAS GIVEN US AN EXCLUUUUUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH PATRICK CHAN WHERE HE EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!! NOW THE WORLD IS FABULOUS AND....CHAAANTASTIC!!!!Exclusive: Patrick Chan explains Canada comments

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lol i don't evan, how could have this not happen?, really???, lol idek, what a fucking waster, quading: it's like friday night, post or die, why?, her furious beast, i c, wat, this skater dude is making my dick soft, y'all don't understand what she's saying, blame chanada, i made my mistakes, how novel, i can't get a real job it'll kill me, golden showers, how is this possible., pchan gets a tag, really jizzed about men's figure skating, when you see it, what kind of icehole are you, stop the presses!!!, own every last eyeball in that place!!!, bitches don't know, how could this happen to me, this is a disastuh, you oughta know, o___o, gtfo stranger bitch, !!!update!!!, graceful like a swan, ~~beautiful canadian brave soul~~

the rules only apply when they say we do!

nathair_aonad wrote in ontd_skating Oct 26, 2011 15:51

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figure skating: our national sport, oic isu, really???, glad i don't know where you live, stop the presses!!!, fake tagsplosion!!!*~*~, what is skating w/o an ugly shirt, sorry i was busy doing a quad, the judges are on crack, bitches don't know, haters can hate skaters can skate, a learned scholar of epic 1700's poetry, damn usa what happened?, how could this happen to me, not sure if want, i made my mistakes, no fuck no, how novel, i don't even know who this guy is, brb cutting myself, i don't give a rusty hoot, umm...

NEW PROGRAMS

bananrama wrote in ontd_skating Jul 10, 2011 13:34

LIZA & GACHI AT MISHIN CAMP GALA

Liza's new Free Skate?

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Gachi's new Short Program?

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i c, so hot out the box, how novel

THEY WANT TO RUFFLE MY TRUFFLE: SWTS CAPTIONS, WEEK 3

martydressler wrote in ontd_skating Dec 07, 2010 21:19

I WENT A DIFFERENT ROUTE THIS TIME: I WROTE ON THE CAPS WITH SNAZZY AND WITTY THINGS...I HOPE.

[TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE BETTER: ACTUALFAX WORD CAPTIONS OR SHITTY DOODLES USING MS PAINT.]

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he does absolutely love his penis, i'm whelmed right now, skating with the stars, a cheek where angels would happily dwell, sry sry sry..., the judges are on crack, it's pretty freaking sweet, a fabulous little twirling skeleton, good job, it's great feelings, with a spicy gay twist, i c, wat, how novel, !!!!!!, i can't get a real job it'll kill me, this is a disastuh, what decisions will be made?????????????, holy shitballs, o___o, you're a tacky ass bitch, give us face, hot like mexico rejoice, i don't give a rusty hoot, insane in the membrane, dick button doesn't have a tag????, really jizzed about men's figure skating, skate faster we have reservations, umm..., johnny weir

PLUSHY HAS SENT A LETTER

warmuse wrote in ontd_skating Sep 29, 2010 18:52

ORIGINAL ARTICLE
TRANSLATION SOURCE

Evgeni Plushenko asking for help in the restoration of his amateur status

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oic isu, i c, really???, we should run the isu, isu=unfree bitches, dude..., your russian overlords, srs bsns, how novel, i can't get a real job it'll kill me, how is this possible., oh plushy, plushenkohnotheydidnt

Tonight on "Things you didn't know were missing from your life" theater...

yummysubculture wrote in ontd_skating Aug 10, 2010 19:15

6 Creepers:

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fuck me it's good, i'm whelmed right now, fake tagsplosion!!!*~*~, how novel, people here is so weird in a good way, holy shitballs, it's pretty freaking sweet, bitches don't know, i don't know you but i love you, good job, yes it's a sport too

SRS POST ABOUT SRS BSNS

arachne1 wrote in ontd_skating Aug 09, 2010 20:39

Okay, so I was googling for something, and this fell on me. I have no idea why someone sent it out into cyberspace, but it's fucking hilarious. Basically, it seems as though someone sent this article through google translate one too many times. It's also reminiscent of Youtube captions.

( GET IN THE BEEF LOCKER )

sasha cohen, how you say it; a bro?, lol i don't evan, i c, strange woman keeps candies in her hair, lol idek, wat, figured out how to work the google, random idk, how novel, not tl;dr more like not long enough, o___o, a rare find, that was really clever for evan, i'm so confuse...